Jamie's Best TG Captions

 My friend Dave had a big secret and he needed help. One day while I was hanging out in my backyard reading, a beautiful young woman came into the backyard liked she had been there countless times before. "Hello?" I said, puzzled, but interested since she was so fucking hot that I could barely think of anything other than what she would look like naked. "Hey, dude. It's me, Dave. I need to tell you something." "Dave?!" I exclaimed. "Yea, now shut up and listen, For a week now I have been cursed to be a women who keeps getting hornier until she gets fucked. I messed up and there is now no way for me to go back." What an opportunity, I thought. "So, let me guess, you need me to fuck you silly or otherwise you will get so crazily horny you might do something even dumber than fuck your good friend." "Pretty much," said Dave with a sigh. "Oh, also I guess that part of the curse is that whoever fucked me last has complete c...

     My little sister Dani could be so annoying. As a twelve year old, all she ever seemed to do was hog the bathroom and asked me for rides. I set to working on a magic spell that would makes things different. After a week I had finished a spell that I thought would do the trick, one that would make Dani more "chill", even though I was still a novice when it came to designing spells. When Dani came into my room to ask me to take her to the movies to see a boy, I poured the potion containing the spell all over her. "What the hell!" screamed Dani, then the magic started to penetrate her body and she began to transform. "Da....Fuuuu" was all she could muster as her little pre-pubescent body started develop at break-neck pace.  Her little bee stings soon become big, heavy porn-star knockers and all she could do to cover them was cupping the funbags with her petite little hands. Her hips flared out into a curvalicous midsection that finished with an ass perfec...

"You look hella fake," I told my roommate Jeff. Things had certainly got a lot weirder around here since Jeff's ex-girlfriend turned him into a chick. He said that she would look way hotter with big, fake tits, so she turned him into a girl who had just the big, fake tits that Jeff wanted. Now they were broken up and Jeff spent most of his time moping around our apartment, looking incredibly hot, and often wearing almost nothing. I usually tired just ignoring him and let him figure things out for himself, but he had stopped paying for his half of the rent weeks ago and I had to do something about it. "Can we talk about your half of the rent, Jeff?" I asked. "Shit, I know. I haven't been doing my part. I promise I'll get out and make some money soon," responded Jeff.  He walked over, wearing only a plaid shirt and some cute, flower panties. His massive tits were like two perfect, ripe cantaloupes protruding seductively from the edges of his shir...

      Chester made us follow him home, without even letting us put our clothes back on or wiping the cum off of our pretty faces. As his naked, cum-covered sex slaves, Chester forced us to make him a nice lunch. After he was done eating, he declared, "Having two of you around is too much. I only need one of you to fuck silly." He pointed the remote and Johnny and in a few seconds Johnny was back to his normal self. "Thank God!" Johnny exclaimed. But before he could get to the door Chester asked, "Hey dork, do you wanna fuck your friend?" Johnny stopped and thought about it. He looked over my body hungrily. Before he could decide, Chester pointed the remote at me and hit the execute button with the settings set to "red hair, DD tits, perfect body". While my juicy ass stayed the same, my hair quickly turned from blonde to fairy red. I felt an energy well up in my chest. My modest breasts now exploded outwards to fill the cups of a ridiculous DD pus...

     Chester had been bullying us for too long. It was time for some payback, so my friend Johnny and I pooled our money together to get a new experimental body morphing remote that Johnny's uncle had just finished designing. We headed down to the beach where Chester liked to hang out and flirt with all the girls who Johnny and I were too shy to ever talk to. We found Chester alone underneath the pier. "Hey, what are you fuckwads up to? Didn't I already throw you into a locker this week? Are you back for some more punishment?" said Chester. "Not exactly," I said confidently, "we are the ones who are going to be dishing out the punishment this time." I pointed the powerful remote at Chester and pressed the execute button (I had already set it to "blonde, bubble-butt bisexual bimbo"), but Chester was too quick! He dodged the ray of energy that shot from the remote and in one fluid movement ripped the remote from my hands and turned it on Jo...

My friend Jeff and I love making bets. This time around we bought a wishing stone to up the ante. Who over lost the next bet would have to be the victim of the other's wish. Fortunately, we bet on who could throw a football the farthest and I forgot to tell Jeff that I used to play a lot of football. Sucks for Jeff. Now, with the wishing stone in hand I looked at Jeff and said, "I wish Jeff was my personal genie who would grant all my wishes!" "Hey, that's cheating!" said Jeff. Before he could say anything else, Jeff transformed in a puff of smoke into a male genie. "Sweet!" I said, "Now genie, I wish you to turn into the hottest, most busty, most fuckable woman in the world." In a few seconds Jeff's original body was gone and sprouted in its place a freakin' pornstar with tits bigger than her head. "Shit! What are you doing?" said Jeff. "I'm just getting started," I said, as I rubbed my hands together and ...

     I had been practicing my magic for months. But recently I needed to steal a few things from a few local stores in order to acquire all the supplies I needed for the new spell I've been practicing.  A police officer knocks at my door, a big tough guy. He tells me that I was caught on the security camera of the Rite Aid, and tells me to put my hands behind my back. He thought I was heading for jail, but little did he know that my new magic spell was all ready to go. Before he could pull his gun on me, I made a quick wave of my hands and a very powerful, irreversible "sex goddess" spell was cast on the unsuspecting police officer. In a matter of seconds the muscles of the officer shrank into almost nothing and were replaced by a perfect bouncy ass, two gargantuan nursing breasts, and a sopping wet pussy. The breasts were so big that the police officer's uniform ripped clean open and two perfect breasts pushed out toward me.  "Oh god, I'm so horny," was...